t h e h a t l i s t

August 01

Shining our shoes this month THE OXFORD PUNT - Proof if ever it were needed that Oxford can not only produce large quantities of top class, grade-A bands but everyone can go out for the night and have fun without finding anything at all to moan about. HEADCOUNT (LIVE) - These guys shit punk rock. Anything else is just namby pampy pantywaist RUBBISH. NICK CAVE: ‘FIFTEEN FEET OF PURE WHITE SNOW’ - The bestest, scariest song ever to mention mittens. The dark Lord still reigns supreme. RADIOHEAD: ‘AMNESIAC’ - Say what you like about them but the day Oasis produce anything one tenth this fucked-up will be a cold day in Hell. AIR: ‘10,000Hz LEGEND’ - Sci-fi retro-futurist 80s bubblegum prog-disco jazz. In a bag. SALVATORE: ‘CLINGFILM’ - Krautrocktastic groove attack! Like Prolapse without the vocals! But, er, better than that would suggest! MISSY ELLIOT: ‘…SO ADDICTIVE’ - Listen Halliwell you daft bint, this is what a disco goddess is meant to sound like. Honestly. THE SHATLIST In need of more turn polish KING ADORA: ‘VIBRATE YOU’ - Is this offal meant to be punk rock? See HEADCOUNT above. LIL BOW WOW, GERI HALLIWELL, MELANIE B, EVAN AND JARON, DREAM, NEIL FINN, DANE BOWERS, DIONNE RAKEEM, AARON SOUL, LIMP BIZKIT, MIKE OLDFIELD, BELLEFIRE, LUDACRIS, OZRIC TENTACLES and especially PROUD MARY - Just a selection of the utter scum-sucking, half-arsed, career-chasing, waste-of-space BILGE we have thrown in the bin this month. In fact we took Proud Mary out of the bin just so we could throw it back in.